Quotes from the Movie Jurassic Park

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

God creates dinosaurs. God destroy dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroy God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh... pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?

Dr. Ian Malcolm

What have they got in there, King Kong?

Dr. Ian Malcolm

That is one big pile of shit.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

Dr. Ian Malcolm

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Boy, do I hate being right all the time.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Anybody hear that? It's a, uh... it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Must go faster.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Think they'll have that on the tour?

Dr. Ian Malcolm

John doesn't subscribe to chaos, particularly to what it has to say about his little science project.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

See? That's exactly what I'm saying. Nobody could have predicted that Dr. Grant would just jump out of a moving vehicle. There's another example. Now I'm here by myself, uh, talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

I own an island off the coast of Costa Rica.

John Hammond